The War On Christmas Has Come Early This Year

Mel Gibson is teaching us its true meaning.

Santa Claus is a fascist. He always has been and always will be. I can hear your shock and outrage at my writing that from here, but I have the facts on my side. Not only does this man run a sweatshop whose workers are basically treated like slaves, his whole reason for being is that he can bring gifts only to Christian kids. We’ve seen this type of selective charity before, but most of the time the groups that do it have been named things like “National Socialist People’s Welfare.”

As if to prove my point, here comes Fatman. In this, the year of your dead god 2020, we are presented a story of an embittered Santa itching to take out his white, middle-class rage on the world through the use of organized death squads as interpreted by Mel Gibson. Yes, you read that right. If that isn’t enough for you to want to lob a Molotov at every fool who goes around with “Merry Christmas” on his lips, I question which side you’re on.

Let’s start with the obvious. The fact that anyone is casting Mel G…